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In case you don't know, "The Onion" isn't a real newspaper, but the stories it runs are much funnier than the ones you'll read most other places. Here's the beginning of a story running now, under the headline "Manny Ramirez: 'Am I In Trouble?'"

LOS ANGELES--According to his teammates, his coaches, and the media, Manny Ramirez has appeared visibly confused and anxious since receiving a 50-game suspension for violating Major League Baseball's drug policy, and has repeatedly asked those around him if he is in some sort of really big trouble right now.

"Uh-oh, things are not going so good for me I don't think," Ramirez was overheard saying to Dodgers pitcher Chad Billingsley. "Chad? Did I do something bad? If I did bad, I did not mean to do it."

Click here to read the rest of the "report."

 Tags  Los Angeles Dodgers Manny Ramirez steroids The Onion

1 Comments

Nomad said:

for Manny's case and everyone in his position, the "I didn't know" excuse expired a long time ago

Link | May 14, 2009 11:02 PM
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